Magnet-Oh No! Another Bad Ass Day

Magnet-Coffee Chocolate Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich

Magnet-I Don't Repeat Gossip So Listen Carefully

Magnet-I want to be Barbie-the bitch has everything

Magnet-I'd Rather Be At The Beach

Magnet-I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Now

Magnet-It's Such A Beautiful Day I Think I'll Surprise...

Magnet-La La La I Can't Hear You...La La La

Magnet-Men Come And Go But Jewelry Lasts Forever

Magnet-Beach Babes

Magnet-Boys Come And Go But Friends Last Forever

Magnet-Do I Look Like A Freakin' People Person?

Magnet-Ever Notice How What The Hell Is Always The Right Decision?

Magnet-Hanging Out Should Not Include Your Butt Crack

Magnet-I Can Please Only One Person Per Day Today is Not Your Day Tomorrow...

Magnet-I Understand The Concepts Of Cooking And Cleaning Just Not...

Magnet-If God Wanted Me To Cook Why Did He Invent Restaurants

Magnet-I'm Not Tense Just Really Really Alert

Magnet - It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Live With That Psycho The

Magnet-Life's Too Short To Dance With Ugly Men

Magnet-Lord If I Can't Be Skinny Let My Friends Be Fat

Magnet-Never Apologize...Never Explain

Magnet-No Matter How Good He Looks Some Other Woman Is Sick...

Magnet-Now That Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life I Can't Even...

Magnet-Oh Crap! I Meant To Get Married And Have Kids

Magnet-PMS Doesn't Bother Me... You Bother Me

Magnet-Ran Into My Ex Last Week. Backed Up And Ran Over Him Again

Magnet-She Knew How To Please A Man But Most Days She Chose Not To

Magnet-Shoes Are Like Men... The Cuter They Are The Harder They are To Resist

Magnet-So Sorry... My Fault. I Forgot You Were An Idiot

Magnet-You Can't Control Everything. Your Hair Was Put...

Magnet-Always Late but Worth the Wait

Magnet-Men Are Like Linoleum...If you Lay Them Right...

Magnet-Bite Me

Magnet-Just Put Your Big Girl Underpants On and Get Over It

Magnet-The Only Thing Settled About Me Are My Boobs and My Butt

Magnet-Mirror Mirror on the Wall Make Him Rich & Make Him Tall

Magnet-Inside Every Older Person is a Younger Person Wondering...

Magnet-Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes... They Have Power Surges

Magnet-I Think...Therefore I'm Single

Magnet-Practice Safe Sex... Go Screw Yourself

Magnet-I Didn't Say it Was Your Fault... I Said I Was Going To Blame You

Magnet-So Much To Do... So Few People To Do It For Me

Magnet-Don't Talk About Yourself... We'll Do That After You Leave

Magnet-Anyone Who Says Money Can't Buy Everything Doesn't Know Where to Shop

Magnet-If You Want Breakfast In Bed... Sleep In the Kitchen

Magnet-She Gave Him the Thinnest Years of Her Life

Magnet-Oh For God's Sake... Get a Life!

Magnet-Of All the Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind the Most

Magnet-Don't Make Me Have to Bitch Slap You

Magnet-My Booty's On Call Waiting

Magnet-Well La De Fucking Da

Magnet-My Mother...A Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

Magnet-It's Not Easy Being the Queen of the Entire Fucking Universe

Magnet-Good Girls go to Heaven. Bad Girls go Everywhere

Magnet-If you don't have anything nice to say sit next to me.

Magnet-A man's home is his castle...until the queen arrives.

Magnet-As a matter of fact I am the fucking queen.

Magnet-Friends don't let friends shop drunk.

Magnet-I love the ocean because my ass looks so small in comparison

Magnet-I married Mr. Right... Mr. Always Right.

Magnet-I'm entering the metallic years... Silver in my hair...

Magnet-It's impossible for both me and my house to look good at the same time.

Magnet-Life would be so much easier if I weren't so Goddamn pretty.

Magnet-My husband says I never listen to him...

Magnet-She finally got her shit together and her body fell apart.

Magnet-The higher the hair the closer to God.

Magnet-Exactly How much Fun can I have Before I go to Hell?

Magnet-Guys Have Feelings Too but Like... Who Cares?

Magnet-I Just Hope God Grades on a Curve

Magnet-It's Official... I am my mother

Magnet-My idea of cleaning a room is sweeping it with a glance

Magnet-Opposites attract: I'm always right... you're always wrong

Magnet-People complain about PMS but it's the only...

Magnet-Save the Drama for your Mama

Magnet-She knew if it had tires or testosterone it was gonna be trouble!

Magnet-Some people have one of those days... I'm having one of those lives.

Magnet-That's Miss Diva to you Baby.

Magnet-The bigger the hair the smaller the town.

Magnet-The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 45 lbs...

Magnet-To save time let's just assume I know everything

Magnet-Treat me as you would The Queen

Magnet-Whoever said "don't sweat it" hadn't been through menopause yet.

Magnet-You must have me confused with someone who gives a damn!

Magnet-Thank God I'm Fabulous!

Magnet-You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

Magnet-I'm just like everybody else only prettier

Magnet-Wicked Wild and Wonderful

Magnet-A good friend will come & bail you out of jail...

Magnet-All men are idiots and I married their King

Magnet-Beach Buns

Magnet-Everything I need to know I learned from Shopping

Magnet-I love life in the fast lane but I married a speed bump

Magnet-I'd rather be on vacation

Magnet-Men are like Panty Hose... they either run or cling or don't...

Magnet-Inner peace through impulse buying

Magnet-I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still Drink but under...

Magnet-Somebody's got to rule the world. It might as well be me.

Magnet-I've found a great way to start the day... I go straight back to bed.

Magnet-I hate to advocate drugs alcohol violence or insanity but....

Magnet-I had a traumatic experience the other day. I turned on the oven.

Magnet-Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?

Magnet-I'm not saying we should misbehave... just that we should look...

I'm a "take charge woman"... charge it, I'll take it.

Let's see... whose mind can I f*ck with today?

I'll drink to that and to everything else.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a tru

We're just like everybody else, only prettier.

With a drink in one hand and a wand in the other, I could rule the world

Notepad-Oh No! Another Bad Ass Day.

Notepad-It is better to have Loved and Lost than to Live with...

Notepad-Lord... If I Can't be Skinny Make My Friends be Fat.

Notepad-She Knew She had a Big Fat Ass and her Attitude was Kiss It.

Notepad-So Sorry... My Fault. I forgot you were an Idiot.

Notepad-Venti Cappoochinos