Notepad-Oh No! Another Bad Ass Day.

Notepad-It is better to have Loved and Lost than to Live with...

Notepad-Lord... If I Can't be Skinny Make My Friends be Fat.

Notepad-She Knew She had a Big Fat Ass and her Attitude was Kiss It.

Notepad-So Sorry... My Fault. I forgot you were an Idiot.

Notepad-Venti Cappoochinos

Pursepad-My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Pursepad-Just put your big girl underpants on and get over it. AVAIL 9/25

Pursepad-So much to do... so few people to do it for me

Pursepad-Thank God I'm fabulous

Pursepad-I chose the road less traveled and now I don't know where the hell I am

Pursepad-With a drink in one hand and a wand in the other