Notepad-Oh No! Another Bad Ass Day.

Notepad-It is better to have Loved and Lost than to Live with...

Notepad-Lord... If I Can't be Skinny Make My Friends be Fat.

Notepad-She Knew She had a Big Fat Ass and her Attitude was Kiss It.

Notepad-So Sorry... My Fault. I forgot you were an Idiot.

Notepad-Venti Cappoochinos