Vanity Mirror-You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap

Vanity Mirror-Life would be so much easier if I weren't so Goddamn pretty.

Vanity Mirror-She had reached the age where makeup was no longer optional

Vanity Mirror-Just put your big girl underpants on and deal with it

Vanity Mirror-It's impossible for both me and my house...

Vanity Mirror "Always late but worth the wait"

Vanity Mirror "I'm just like everyone else...only prettier"

Vanity Mirror "I'm too pretty to do math"

Vanity Mirror - "When she was good she was really really good

Vanity Mirror-What part of princess don't you understand?

Vanity Mirror-Drama Queen