Vanity Mirror-You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap

Vanity Mirror-Life would be so much easier if I weren't so Goddamn pretty.

I may not be perfect but I'm so close it scares me

Inner beauty won't get you laid.

If God had wanted me to exercise he would have put diamonds on the floor

Vanity Mirror-She had reached the age where makeup was no longer optional

Vanity Mirror-It's impossible for both me and my house...

Vanity Mirror "Always late but worth the wait"

Vanity Mirror "I'm just like everyone else...only prettier"

Vanity Mirror "I'm too pretty to do math"

Vanity Mirror - "When she was good she was really really good

Evil Princess Compact Mirror