Vanity Mirror-You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap

Vanity Mirror-Life would be so much easier if I weren't so Goddamn pretty.

I may not be perfect but I'm so close it scares me

Inner beauty won't get you laid.

If God had wanted me to exercise he would have put diamonds on the floor

Vanity Mirror-She had reached the age where makeup was no longer optional

Vanity Mirror-Just put your big girl underpants on and deal with it

Vanity Mirror-It's impossible for both me and my house...

Vanity Mirror-Behind Every Successful Woman is herself

It's all about me.

Vanity Mirror-Put your big girl panties on and deal with it

Vanity Mirror-What part of princess don't you understand?