Instant Human... just add coffee.

Women shouldn't make coffee. The bible says Hebrews.

So many men... so many reasons to sleep alone.

I don't cook clean or put icky things near my mouth.

If size doesn't matter why aren't there any four inch dildos?

A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.

I only fake it so he'll buy me stuff.

I love sensitive men. they're easier to take advantage of.

Platinum digger... when gold just ain't enough.

I always wanted to be somebody...

Lead me not into Temptation...