2-Carat Cup (Platinum)

Espresso Yourself

Friends don't let friends drink decaf.

I'll rise but I refuse to shine

Instant Human... just add coffee.

Men are like coffee - the best ones are hot rich and can keep you up all night

More coffee please! I can sleep when I'm dead.

This coffee isn't working - get the jumper cables.

Well Latte F*cking Da!

Women shouldn't make coffee. The bible says Hebrews.

I'm out of bed and dressed... what more do you want?

I'm not tense... just really really alert.